UNTRAVELLED TRAILS
BYHOWARD HILLES
BOSTON SHERMAN, FRENCH & COMPANY '~ 1916
COPYRIGHT, 1916
SHERMAN,
FRENCH & COMPANY
To
CORINNE ROOSEVELT ROBINSON
IN GRATEFUL ACKNOLEDG-
MENT OF PAST ENCOUR-
AGEMENT AND
ADVICE
UNTRAVELLED TRAILS
- I would forsake the beaten thoroughfares,
- The rutted roads down which the rabble ride;
- Behold the byways beckon--unawares--
- They seem to whisper, "Come! The world is
- wide;
- On chartless seas, spread your undaunted sails,
- And fare forth boldly on untravelled trails! "
- If Man is truly "master of his fate,"
- And the unchallenged " Captain of his soul,"
- Perchance the byways and " the Streets called
- Straight
- May find their ending at the selfsame goal;
- I woud not deem one pathway orthodox,
- And bar all others with unyielding locks.
- So let us leave the busy roads behind,
- And seek the byaths, overgrown with grass,--
- Their silence and their solitude are kind;
- Whalt matter whether few or many pass!
- Each soul must seek, alone, its Holy Grails
- By questing bravely on untravelled trails.
CONTENTS
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- PRETENDING AWAY THE YEARS
- PRETENDING AWAY THE YEARS 1
- THE FIRST STEPS 2
- BABIES 3
- IN THE INTERPRETER'S HOUSE 5
- LULLABY 7
- A CONFESSION 8
- PARENTAL INJUSTICE 9
- THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL 11
- TEASIN' 12
- SHOWING OFF 14
- AN UNLUCKY DAY 16
- THE DISOBLIGING CLOCK 18
- A DEEP REVENGE 19
- THE RUBAIYAT OF THAT DOG JIGGER 21
- A JUVENILE FLIRTATION 22
- HICK'RY BANTER 24
- A PUZZLING QUESTION 25
- LEATHER BOOTS 27
- MAMMA'S "VISIT" 29
- AN ACCOMMODATING CONSCIENCE 31
- THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A COPPER CENT 32
- WASTED EFFORT 36
- FATHER'S POST GRADUATE COURSE 38
- THE GOBBLER'S OPINION OF THANKSGIVING 40
- A VEXATIOUS FATHER 42
- THE ADVENTURES OF BUNNY COTTONTAIL 44
- A HARROWING EXPERIENCE 46
- PARENTAL INCONSISTENCY 47
- A DISAPPOINTING SHOW 48
- A RETROSPECT 49
- AN OBLIGING FATHER 50
- NICKNAMES 51
- THE WASHINGTON AND LINCOLN DEBATE 54
- THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL 57
- SOME RANDOM REMARKS BY THE CHILDREN 60
- YE VALIANT KNIGHTE AND YE GRACLESSE PAGE 62
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- THE GREAT OBJECTION 64
- THE HAWK'S NEST 66
- THE PIG IN THE PARLOR 69
- SECRETS 72
- WHEN MR. SCREECH OWL CAME 73
- OUR FIRST ALMA MATER 74
- COUNTY FAIR AND VANITY FAIR 76
- MAKE BELIEVES 79
- HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS POETRY
- HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS POETRY 83
- THE FIRST CHRISTMAS 84
- THE RUNAWAY REINDEERS 85
- THE BOY'S CANDIDATE 87
- A NEW BEATITUDE 89
- WHEN SANTA WAS A BOY 90
- THE ETERNAL UNFITNESS OF THINGS 91
- HOW SANTA CLAUS MISSED HAVING A PASSENGER 92
- THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS 95
- A MESSAGE TO SANTA CLAUS 96
- AN AWFUL THOUGHT 97
- DO YOUR CHRISTMAST SHOPPING EARLY 98
- WHERE WAS SANTA CLAUS? 100
- SANTA CLAUS AND THE CLIMATE 101
- A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 103
- THE MISTAKES OF SANTA CLAUS 104
- JUVENILE CHRISTMAS ORATORY 105
- A PREMATURE DISCOVERY 109
- AN AFTER CHRISTMAS LAMENT 111
- FROM FURROW AND FIELD
- FROM FURROW AND FIELD 115
- PLOWING 116
- "FARMER'S INSTITOOT" 118
- A SIGN OF SPRING 121
- WHEN I GET TO THINKIN' 122
- NOONTIME IN HARVEST 125
- WHEN FRUIT TREE AGENTS COME 127
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- TWO POINTS OF VIEW 129
- ÆSTHETICS ON THE FARM 131
- STRAY REMARKS BY WILLIAM 133
- THE CROSSROADS 136
- AN OLD TIMER'S FIRE 138
- WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN 139
- YET ONE MORE YEAR 143
- WILD FLOWERS 145
- WHEN THE "SIGN" IS RIGHT 148
- LIGHTS AND SHADOWS
- LIGHTS AND SHADOWS 153
- IT IS NOT GOOD THAT MAN SHOULD BE ALONE 155
- THE EVOLUTION OF GOSSIP 162
- I SAID IN MY HASTE 164
- THE SEAMY SIDE 166
- BEHIND THE MASK 167
- STREET LIGHTNING PEOPLE 169
- DISTANCE LENDS ENCHANTMENT 171
- ZEROES 174
- TRUMPS 178
- BETWEEN THE LINES 179
- THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST 180
- THE HOODOO DAYS 181
- WHY? 183
- QUARRELS 185
- THE PASSING OF THE SLATE 187
- BLOTS 189
- IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE 190
- MODEL PEOPLE 192
- HIS SWEET TEMPERED WIFE 194
- HER EASTER THOUGHTS 197
- THE OLD-FASHIONED GRANDMOTHER 200
- INTRODUCIN' BOOMVILLE 202
- THE LEISURE CLASS IN BOOMVILLE 205
- THE BOOMVILLE BANNER 208
- BUMBOS CASTLE 211
- A STONE-AGE CURTAIN LECTURE 219
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- THE HOBO 222
- BUT 223
- OUR LOST ILLUSIONS 225
- THE GIRL FOR ME 227
- REST IN PEACE 228
- THE POET AND HIS ART 229
- "NEUTRAL" 231
- TO OLD MT. UNION 233
- WHAT IS IT ALL FOR? 235
- MY FAITH 237
- JUDGE NOT 239
- THE HERMIT 241
- THE PRICE 243
- SAYIN' GOODBYE 245